Watch Your Back Anthony

An open letter to Anthony Weiner:

Representative Weiner your days are numbered! The voters of the 9th district are going to take back Ye olde America from Ye Elites! And you’re on the list.

To begin…  you are constantly talking about stuff that is irrelevant.

You ramble on, ad nauseam, about health care and the economy. As if anybody cares that American manufacturing is being  left behind by foreign competition because American companies are burdened with the cost of insuring their employee’s health.

You reveal your secret anti-American agenda when you make wild claims that socialist countries like Canada somehow enjoy multi-billion dollar trade surpluses with Uncle Sam despite their inferior levels of freedom and are quietly turning the page on “the great recession.”

You further undermine your own country by making bizarre legalese claims that the World Trade Organization does not recognize national healthcare as a form of subsidy so the United States has no legal recourse to address foreign companies’ unfair free-healthcare based cost advantages over American manufacturers.

You imply that lower labor costs in countries where businesses don’t have to pay for health care might have something to do with the tendency of American companies to ship jobs over seas.

When you make all these complicated anti-American observations, you are totally missing the issue that really matters to your constituents: SEXUAL MORALITY.

Some one was bound to capitalize on your political cluelessness and now Joseph Hayon, your new opponent for the 9th congressional district in 2010 has come to town.He knows what issues really matter and he is courageous enough to face the moral challenges that you run away from.

While you hide behind the health care non-issue, Hayon asks the question: “Where is Our Religious Freedom?

(In an America that legally obliges) “a Church in New Jersey… to rent their space to a lesbian wedding… a Christian photographer in New Mexico required to take photos of a lesbian wedding, a NYC taxi driver required to watch homosexual activity in his own car, a social worker in Maine prohibited from speaking freely, a mayor in California asked to resign, and the list is endless.”

Bravely confronting this “Homosexual Agenda” Hayon writes:

“This group lies to the public, claiming that they just want to be “married” like everyone else, and that they don’t mean to harm anyone. The real truth is that they want to force the religious citizens of the United States to provide sinful accommodations to the homosexuals.”

Hayon knows that 9th districters stay awake at night worrying that their kids are being indoctrinated:

“Our education is being attacked as well. At every chance possible the Homosexual Agenda is manipulating religious students to believe that homosexual behavior is not sinful. They are manipulating young children, as young as 2nd grade.”

Well aware that Americans are terrified of these threats, he plots his shrewd political course:

“Our religious liberty is being attacked at all ends, and there is only one solution. Make same-gender marriage your number one issue and vote against it.“

Time to smarten up Anthony.